I ruined myself for a lot of people that werent even worth it
so punny i could cry
this was the first stall that we went to, and it was great because everything had a pun on it LOL
Do not sabotage your new relationship with your last relationship’s poison.
IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN
YES SO GOOD!!!!!
|16 year old child:||mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan|
|Straight parents:||you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.|
|Baby boy:||*stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*|
|Straight parents:||oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!|